Argentarius sacerdosque Paulus Florae patefactus est ut dedecus ordinationi Co-operativae et ecclesiae Methodicae. Iste, ut fertur, fraude se producebat qui sic imperitus inscitusque dux argentariae factus sit ut Co-operativa paene decocta sit. Iste quoque adpellatus est qui medicamenta nefaria consumeret et picturas scurriles in machine ratiocinativa inspectaret. Praeterea, ut adpellatur, impensas immoderatas pro pensis suis peteret. Maeste dedecora ista miseranda turpiaque Co-operativae ordinationi haerent, quae annos paene duocentum summam honestatem fidemque colaret.
Paul Flowers, a banker and preacher, has been exposed as a disgrace to the Co-operative movement and the Methodist church. It is reported that this man fraudulently promoted himself so that he while inexperienced and unqualified was made head of the bank with the result that the Co-op was almost bankrupted. This man is also accused of using illegal drugs and viewing pornography on his computer. On top of that, as he is accused, he claimed excessive expenses for his duties. Sadly these deplorable and disgraceful misdeeds have tarnished the Co-op movement, which has for almost two hundred years set a high standard for honesty and reliability.